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When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "blocking" tha progress.
I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
por Nunyabusinesshoe 14 de Junho de 2008
Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.
Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.
por le1 08 de Março de 2008
In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.
This idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!
por Ass999 26 de Setembro de 2005
Fat, fatter than a normal person. Usually found near a vending machine. Also know as a Walrus or Back Ally Walrus. Known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. Normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. Should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. Normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.
Use of term: Blocker, you're a fat fuck. Put the large pizza down and do some fucking work.
por Vagimpaler 22 de Março de 2013
When a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.
Sara was obviously tired, but she refused to leave the couch and hold her position as a blocker.
por m00z 08 de Janeiro de 2009
A girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer......damn!
Check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. Damn, bitch is a blocker!
por Chilifest 12 de Março de 2009
Something a doctor would prescribe to a Heroin addict, usually by way of bail conditions issued by the courts, which BLOCKS the effect of any Heroin taken or gives the user undesired effects e.g Nausea, shakes, cold sweats etc

Commonly used in the Castleford, England area among others
"Maffys on the blockers again, he got caught shop lifting an the courts included taking them as part of his bail conditons. There going to test his piss to make sure he's taking them" said Liam to Dan
por Dr Do-Not-Alot 08 de Abril de 2010

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