The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.
*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!
por MiaaaaHeartsStuff 11 de Dezembro de 2011
A Deathmetal band based out of Troy PA/Elmira NY.
Person 1 "Are you going to the show this weekend?"

Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".
por Pastitox 24 de Setembro de 2009
The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.
I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.
por peecee1978 25 de Novembro de 2011
The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
por AKewlName 29 de Novembro de 2013
The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.
I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.
por Gaaraofthedamned 24 de Novembro de 2011
The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.
A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.
por HotGingerMess 05 de Junho de 2014
Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.
Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ?
Friend: No..you wanna get trampled???
por Poopypoopy 30 de Novembro de 2013

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