A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.
Damn. That guy is a real Bender.
por CockThunder 06 de Novembro de 2014
When used as a noun it means homosexual.
I passed out at a party and was violated by a bender.
por Mark Kunkel 14 de Junho de 2005
Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.
Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD
por BenderBoy 17 de Agosto de 2011
Someone who is so ugly, they make the opposite sex turn gay.
Jenny? She's a right bender, she made Fergus gay.
por gacor 10 de Junho de 2011
The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.
I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.
por DOERR! 08 de Novembro de 2009
A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.
That Sean Mcdougall kid ankle's bend, he must be a bender and suck!
por ilikegurls 12 de Agosto de 2009