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1.
To nut in a girls ass
I ass blasted the whore!
por sihatchturbo 17 de Janeiro de 2005
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2.
A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room
por red 16 de Abril de 2005
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3.
good Mexican food
"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
por MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss 18 de Abril de 2003
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4.
1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
por BillyGoat 14 de Novembro de 2002
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5.
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
por scott davis 10 de Agosto de 2004
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6.
An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
por Demoulous 24 de Outubro de 2003
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7.
An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
por Shablam 26 de Outubro de 2003
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