ADD
I have ADD, its Hard So my Definition is every1 just thinks you are god dam dumb and naughty but your not u r actually fuckin cryin inside and wishin ppl would understand u
me: (wen i was at school),,, Doing boring work so i turn to my mate and chat and I get up and walk about

Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: What r udoing out of your seat u r always fideting and being annoyin

Me: ERRRRR I am Bored and I have done this work b4

Fat Bitch of a hoe teacher: what are you Just plain Naughty havent your perants brought you up right.

Me: No miss, Im not naughty..I got ADD remember, and my perants have brought me up right.

Fat bitch of a hoe teacher: ADD theres no such thing U r just plain naughty and theres nothig wrong with u

Class: Laugh at me.

Me: Runs out crying
por Spike123 14 de Agosto de 2005
ADULT DUMBASS DISORDER
x: Damn, Al Gore is dumb, what's his f-ing problem?

y: Ya I know, he has A.D.D. , you know, Adult dumbass disorder!
por Col. Bruce HAmpton 12 de Novembro de 2009
ADD
Attention Deficit Dater:

noun: a condition in which someone has a very short attention span and bores easily when it comes to dating, and moves on to the next person after only a few dates. They repeat this pattern, quickly moving on to dating someone else, and yet again, becoming bored.
Guy: "I'm not sure what happened to Sandra. We went out for three dates, and everything was great, and I haven't heard from her. I saw her last night with Jim."

Girl:"Don't sweat it. The girl's got ADD."
por Nautigirl 05 de Maio de 2007
ADD
Antifunctional ( one word) Dick Disorder
Dude, when u start to lose, don't go for the nuts. He has ADD.
por L. Blox 06 de Junho de 2007
add
add refers to attention deficite disorder.
nathaniel has add like a motha fucka. he just threw that fuckin milk at me and then yelled at me. he must be bipolar to.
por c-trouble 23 de Janeiro de 2007
ADD
Attention Deficit Disorder.

e.g., Rob has ADD

akimow
Hey what's up with Rob? Why's he jumpin up and down and scrathing his face?

Rob has ADD or akimow
por Rob 30 de Janeiro de 2005
ADD
A scam involving a fake disorder designed to get parents to buy drugs. "Symptoms" include lack of focus (as with a child) and inability to sit still (as with a child) . Also known as ADHD.
The shrink told the parents their child had ADD and told them to buy Ritalin, because the creators could not otherwise sell it.
por keyanf 15 de Novembro de 2009

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