The bane of man's existence.
Man- "Honey! I'm home!"
Woman- "Shut up."
por SniggleSnaggle 08 de Agosto de 2013
Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
por Undead White Man 27 de Março de 2012
women are things with vaginas that lie to men and steal their money.
Most women are hypergamous, solipsistic, co-dependant, materialistic, and vain.
por Hawn Gnarley 26 de Julho de 2014
its hers! (it is her man .do not cheat.) it is her pet. it is something you do not touch that belongs to her!it is her heart.
You don't have to call it woman's you can call it wimmens or in another case you can say its hers and don't you touch it with out permission especailly if it is a woman's man to include cheating or pet.
por mike gee paperboy 03 de Outubro de 2006
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
por Archmaster 09 de Outubro de 2013
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
por thunderseethe 30 de Março de 2012
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
por Dikk Fitzwelll 31 de Outubro de 2012

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