Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!

Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.

Explorer: Aye.
por Captain Murphy 31 de Maio de 2004

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