Person 2: Utica
Person 1: Where? I don't think I've heard of that.
Person 3: You lucky jerk
Sure. We can go get some tomoato pie and half moons while we're there.
"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors.