a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.
guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!
por bobbypear 11 de Fevereiro de 2012
The joker is when you cum in a girls face and then after her make up smears and she starts crying you ask her..."why so serious?"
John: yo dude what did you get into last night?

Rusty: I totally used the joker on that girl from the bar last night!

John: Ha ha you are the man!
por Princes Donna L 24 de Outubro de 2010
A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".
1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?
por kjun134576 24 de Março de 2009
When you place your penis in your girlfriends mouth and drag it down her cheek. Bonus points if you say " Why so Serious? " before you do it.
Last night I introduced my girlfriend into " The Joker"
por KyleLawsonTV 22 de Janeiro de 2012
The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.
Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her
por UncleGameTight 03 de Setembro de 2009
When a guy is about to nut on a girls face and he farts instead. She starts to laugh, and then you cum all over her face.
I was at a batman convention and a guy did the Joker. It smelt so bad, but it tasted so good.
por 407princess 07 de Maio de 2010
When you are fingering a woman on her period and she appears to become disinterested or bored with it you pull out your fingers wipe them on the corners of her mouth while simultaneously exclaiming, "why so serious?".
I was fingering my girlfriend and she looked bored with it so i gave her the joker to try and cheer her up
por B raz 01 de Julho de 2009

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