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1.
In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
por dj gs68 09 de Agosto de 2003
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2.
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
por IanTheLUEser 14 de Dezembro de 2003
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3.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
por Gizwidget 12 de Novembro de 2007
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4.
An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
por Thousandinone 01 de Fevereiro de 2007
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5.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
por Carynne No. 18 de Janeiro de 2007
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6.
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
por maxwell tallman 08 de Setembro de 2010
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7.
The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
por SirAnonymousIII 29 de Dezembro de 2011
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