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A Jew from Russia
" Damn, that kid Pavel is such a fucking snow Jew "
por J.T.000 31 de Janeiro de 2009

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One of utmost jewery.

Combined with both snow and jew, this recipient should be carefully monitored, as his jew powers are mighty.

Snowjews are known to unearth from the snow at random times, and maximize their jew-tributes.

Though their chicanery is strong, they are not plentiful in quantity, as it can take decades before one is morphed.

Should you have a friend that matches these intense attributes, please see the example below.
Snowjew: Well Tim! Lent is tomorrow! Looks like you have to give something up right?

Timmy: Yeahhh Yeahh i know... i just dont know what to give up.

Snowjew: Hmmm....

How about you u give up condoms for a day? I hear its super pleasurable! ;D

9 months later....

Timmy: GAD DAMN SNOWJEW!!!!!
por StickyIcky 05 de Março de 2012

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Snowjew is any white guy who lives up north and can dunk a basketball, thus thinking he is now officially black. A Snowjew commonly talks, walks, and mimics the mannerisms of a black person.
Conversation:

Calvin : "See that kid Teddy over there, just cause he can play basketball he thinks he is black"

Malcom: "What a freakin' Snowjew."
por Honey Dipper Dan 15 de Abril de 2009

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