Top Definition
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
#boner #dick #penis #sex #hoe
por Tom Bueller 04 de Outubro de 2010
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
por jimbobbedyjobob 17 de Junho de 2003
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
#shonk #shonky #shonky von shonkerton #skanky #just shonk
por Shonky von shonkerton 09 de Outubro de 2008
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
por bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. 04 de Outubro de 2003
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
#spammer #non-first #saviour of wow #kid #gamer
por Meitheway 18 de Novembro de 2013
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
shonks have big noses because the air is free
#jew #kike #offensive #yid #british
por polruan 29 de Setembro de 2010
Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
#shonk #network #router #poor #fault
por The Shonkmeister 24 de Fevereiro de 2011
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