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Procure por qualquer palavra, como poopsterbate:
 
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When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.
Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!
por Milky655 28 de Abril de 2010
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ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
por snoil master 1000 06 de Novembro de 2012
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