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Procure por qualquer palavra, como rule of three:
 
29.
When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
Son of a bitch, I just sharted
por Stephen Carboni 11 de Janeiro de 2005
176 38
 
30.
a very wet fart, an accidental shit
John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
por Wawatay Sandy 01 de Maio de 2008
184 47
 
31.
The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
por superpooper 15 de Junho de 2008
160 25
 
32.
when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.
"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!
por Simon v 14 de Janeiro de 2008
199 64
 
33.
A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
por Mikeyjanz 27 de Janeiro de 2009
164 30
 
34.
when you shit and fart at the same time
I just sharted in my pants.
por Sammi Sam 28 de Maio de 2006
195 64
 
35.
Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead
Bill sharted in his pants
por Tabasco Sauce 16 de Agosto de 2005
197 66