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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
por Schwasted 18 de Janeiro de 2009
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To be shit face wasted off your ass.
Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
por Zizzle and Karlizzle 10 de Junho de 2007
incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.
whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.
por brian ggggggeiger 10 de Janeiro de 2009
Shit Face Wasted
Man that girl is Schwasted!
por DamaLicious 18 de Outubro de 2009
The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.
I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!
por skema318 20 de Janeiro de 2011
being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted
bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!
por Nelsweezey 14 de Maio de 2008
1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.
Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!
por sKreeTs 19 de Abril de 2015

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