When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.
por Fantasy Footaball Guru 22 de Novembro de 2010
When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
por timmah55 05 de Novembro de 2010
when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.
Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?
por fv3diamonds 04 de Abril de 2008

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