1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
por TheMysteryOfRitter 18 de Julho de 2009
Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.
"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.
por MaximusTheWeird 07 de Março de 2014
A mentally slow, fired, restraining order for stalking, malnourished, social reject, doing things just to fit in, sloppy ass, not knowing where the trash can is, dating site REJECT, PEDOPHILE, Paul walker tribute on my car, piece of crap, "MENTOR", dog hating, sociopath, steroid shooting to shrivel my balls, nutri bulleting to wear SKINNY jeans, lying ass mother fucker cousin of SkInNeR!
SkInNeR, did you hear what happened to ("Street Dad")? (Ritter) finally got caught up with a .22 and a (teen) up GMR...

That shriveled ball sack liar will be gone for a minute!
por Little Cryer 21 de Janeiro de 2014
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
por sprog74 25 de Outubro de 2009
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
por FlashJoe 17 de Dezembro de 2007
Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.
HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
por jubbi 20 de Maio de 2007
Polite way of saying "ugly"
Man, you looked so ritter today.
por MIZ RAINMAKA 07 de Julho de 2006

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