Forbidden fruit of Israel
Jew 1: "man i had the biggest dilemma the other day..."
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"
por porky101 10 de Dezembro de 2010
Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.
Me: Are you looking at pork again?

Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^

Me: Right...
por VGnerd91 25 de Maio de 2012
1. Taxpayer dollars spent in Washington, DC on worthless, minute garbage, sponsored in Congressional bills. Also known as pork-barreling.

2. A former Presidential intern during the mid to late 1990s.
Pork is the single-largest reason for the gross overspending of our taxpayer dollars.
por krock1dk 28 de Novembro de 2007
(Adjective) An acronym used to describe a general feeling of normalcy which may be applied to any situation not particularly out of the ordinary; Perfectly-Ordinary-Regular-Kind. Best when used in contrast with situations most would describe themselves as going HAM or as it is more commonly known, Hard-As-A-Motherfucker.
Bill: "So, whats up man? What are you up to tonight?"

Ted: "Well, I've got a 10 page thesis to type in addition to 350 pages I have to read for each one of my Pre-Med classes. Then I plan on spending about 3 hours at the lab going over different procedures for the different set of exams coming up in the next few weeks. I'm also gonna try and fit in a coffee break somewhere."

Bill: "Wow, sounds like your going PORK tonight.."

Ted (Sighs deeply as he grabs his backpack full of textbooks).
por crazykidcarlson91 23 de Setembro de 2011
1.Contrary to popular belief, Pork means the female's vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally "sheath" or "scabbard").

2.Can also be used to spite someone when they fail due to your win.
1. Her pork was so nice.

2. (in soccer game, dude 1 kicks ball into goal, then tells goalkeeper)
dude 1: in your PORK!
por lordofdudes 13 de Dezembro de 2010
the act of sticking one or more fingers into fellow teamates asshole
Jack: fuck rico stop porking joey
Rico: i cant help it its so much fun

Joey: dude it hurts
por captain porkmaster 04 de Abril de 2011
Inspired by the motion picture, Mr. Woodcock, this word is used as a synonym for intercourse. Generally used by males. Alternate uses include, porked, porking, will pork.
Yo O'leary pork that shit!

You would be mad too if your sister was being porked by Ellis.
por Dearn 29 de Junho de 2009

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