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20.
A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"
A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?
por Xent 29 de Novembro de 2005
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1.
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
Person 1: Saddam Hussein's fuckin dead
Person 2: No shit
por anonymous 31 de Março de 2003
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2.
Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
por Patti 12 de Julho de 2003
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3.
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
por i am so cool. 17 de Novembro de 2004
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4.
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
por smaq 22 de Fevereiro de 2003
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5.
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
por niftymatt 16 de Outubro de 2005
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6.
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
por ToastedBread 06 de Julho de 2011
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7.
Obviously
Stating the obvious
Girl: We got our hair done!
Other Girl: No shit!
por SakuraSaku 02 de Junho de 2007
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