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When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.
::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::

me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!

::later in the day::

Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..
por I'mboredatwork 17 de Novembro de 2009

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