1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
por Jimmy Swagger 06 de Fevereiro de 2010
(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.
He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
por Thatwaslike8yearsago 21 de Outubro de 2012
when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"
por Joseph Saint 17 de Agosto de 2007
Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
por LadyRj 26 de Março de 2011
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
por GREENYCREW 10 de Setembro de 2007
when someone searches urbandictionary.com in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas
Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing
por sheetsbeast 09 de Março de 2009
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
por GREENYCREW 10 de Setembro de 2007

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