An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
por catcity88 04 de Dezembro de 2010
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
por High thug 04 de Fevereiro de 2014
The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
por MANIAC!? 01 de Dezembro de 2013
one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes
mike is so mike
por Balhtem 12 de Abril de 2010
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