An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
por Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan 25 de Junho de 2013
is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude
por locisdodo 12 de Outubro de 2011
A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute.

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Gosh, Megan sure is the biggest Waste Yute ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own Poo next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.
por Amber Kathy 07 de Agosto de 2011
Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.
whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!
por steveb1695 24 de Junho de 2011
the easiest whore you'll be able to spread her legs. a total bitch to people around her with the worst smile.
that Megan sure sucked his dick fast into dating
por meganisugly 06 de Setembro de 2013
She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP
por Mr. Uniball 14 de Dezembro de 2011
Sometimes dosent know when to shut up and can be a whore who will act all inocent but her inner skank will show
A megan is skanky, and a whore and will never know how to be real
por Megan... 23 de Novembro de 2014
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