A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.
Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?
por JDizzzle 04 de Abril de 2006

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A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.
"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"
por Jaisomething 13 de Maio de 2016

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A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
por N_Maynard 05 de Outubro de 2005

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A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.
por Yo It's Bruce 16 de Outubro de 2012

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When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.
por Emixam Noid 28 de Março de 2008

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A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.

Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"

"Omg what a maynard"
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Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.
I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.
por rDoorn 15 de Junho de 2010

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