A marter is a muted farter who later admits to his or her flatulence. He or she will fart silently, but later admit to it in order to restore order to the crowd who are trying to find the culprit.

The word comes from both Martyr ( to die for ones beliefs ), and Muted-Farter.
Person 1 : Ahh that stinks, but I didn't hear it! Who did that?
Person 2 : Eugh that's gross!
Person 3 : Who did that?
Person 4 : Not me!
Person 2 : Not me!
Person 5 : It was I, I am the marter.
por Hecky 28 de Maio de 2009
To be love lost, in touch with ones emotions. Also used to express a state of anger towards others.
Wow, I can't believe my buddy is bailing on drinking to go see the English Patient with his new girlfriend. You know he told her he loved her the first week...that so marters.

Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?
por Perogie red 05 de Novembro de 2011

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