A girl who usually can tell her ass from her elbow, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet. She has poor choice in men and tend to have a great ass comparable to a stripper. She usually is the group bitch in any situation weather it's with friends or family. It's proven redheaded Kelly's tend to love ugly gremlins who are sent away after being beat with an ugly stick. So if you date a red haired Kelly your fugly.
She so ugly Kelly wouldn't date her.

Kelly's vagina smells worse then poop on the sidewalk in July.
por Thawktor 01 de Agosto de 2013
An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
Kelly at all my tacos
por JackDaniels123 26 de Junho de 2014
A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
por KermitT.Frog 24 de Outubro de 2011
name commonly given to the girl who always eats the last funion just as you're about to reach into the bag and claim it.
Kelly wtf that was my funion! Mine!
por anon8001 10 de Fevereiro de 2010
Slang for vagina.
Dude, I wanna fuck her kelly so bad!
por Fluffy Rex 10 de Julho de 2011
a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is
kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =]
por HuhBass 24 de Dezembro de 2008
a person adictaed to the internet
hey can i use ur computer no i hve a virus name kelly on it
por harold 123456789 04 de Fevereiro de 2010

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