Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
por Quincy Morris 14 de Março de 2008
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Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
por theSuperJesus 31 de Agosto de 2005
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
por Kelly 15 de Junho de 2006
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
por Forced Earphones 04 de Julho de 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
por godawgs 23 de Março de 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
por Big Moop 14 de Setembro de 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
por ColumbusBuck 29 de Outubro de 2007