2. The 45th President of the United States of America. Joe Biden took office after the assination of Barack Obama by Hillary Clinton.
3. The guy who let Barack Obama make a cuckold bukkake film with his wife in order to become vice president.
(Joe Biden) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine, smoke pot, have a racist pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing, funnel money to convicted criminals (Tony Rezko), support the killing of babies that survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable option for the presidency because of my skin color."
Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."
Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."
2: I just JoeBiden'd every one of my classmates AND that midterm.
1: You.. w-what?
2: In EVERY sense of the word.
1: I think I just became a woman.
2: You're welcome.