The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
por Jeff Belcher 04 de Fevereiro de 2007
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
por The Real Jebus 08 de Julho de 2006
-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
por CalumT 06 de Maio de 2005
The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
por The S 12 de Abril de 2005
Jesus's brother (twin).
Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
por Garry Stewart 17 de Julho de 2006
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
por Zente 02 de Junho de 2005
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
por Skialian 09 de Janeiro de 2014

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