1) To turn an otherwise routine activity into a complete and utter debacle;2) to destroy or lose an expensive item, often in an extremely hilarious manner; 3) to graciously put ones self in a precarious situation for the sake of his friends' amusement.
1) Wow, you really Jarrett'd that boom box.

2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.

3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.
por Your loving canoe buddies 14 de Agosto de 2011
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Jarrett's are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and TOTALLY HOT. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!
girl1 - i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 - thats Jarrett!

girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!

girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)
por J+A=4EVER 07 de Abril de 2010
A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".
What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.
por buttslapper81 05 de Maio de 2011
Form of JARED meaning one who rules, courageous with spear, spearman. Jarrett's are normally people who are too nice and make other people HATE them because they are so nice. They like to buy shoes and big tvs, does not know how to cook, monkey pinch people and like to go to cuddle parties. A Jarrett is very freaky and likes to put his king kong in people's trunks. Hence meaning of name; spearman.
That guy is really Jarrett!

por Jarrett Lover 07 de Março de 2007
Jarrett's will always make you laugh and smile. They are not afraid to be themselves and they are great people. Very few people hate him and many get annoyed with him. He's very silly.
That yoga instructor is so a Jarrett!!
por Greatness# 10 de Junho de 2013
1. One who will eat everything in sight

2. One who can own at Halo

3. One who will continue to say "You know what? Alright? You know what? Alright? You know what?..."

4. One who drinks smart water
Wow man... look at that Jarrett over there... he went up to get food once and they're all out now
por beatbox master 06 de Abril de 2009
A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.
Man CP really pulled a Jarrett last night when he took Memo's slam home
por JizzleJay48 19 de Setembro de 2016
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