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5.
Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.
Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."
por K-slizzle 20 de Novembro de 2008
 
1.
JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!
por Powder Maggot 27 de Abril de 2004
 
2.
A musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.
Person 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!"
Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!"
Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"
por Kelso Burns 17 de Novembro de 2013
 
3.
Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.
DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.
por stereotypical 09 de Maio de 2008
 
4.
A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.

Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.
John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
Alex: Crazy shit man.
por lurk pawtur 15 de Abril de 2009
 
6.
a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey
por Rickie boy 16 de Abril de 2007
 
7.
that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance
crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no
por Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh 23 de Janeiro de 2007