Grant is the kind of guy that seems shy and quiet, but when you get to know him, he's loud and outgoing. He's funny and charming. Grant is a great friend, he's supportive, funny, crazy, sweet and awesome.
"Do you know Grant?"
"Grant? Oh that guy, he's really quiet."
"Um.. No I'm not."
"He is the loudest person I know."
Grant is a generaly a large man with a very tiny penis and big man boobs. Grants normally like to have sex with big guys with the name of richard. theyalso like to wear hat's that have the bill folded to where both sides are touching. thier voice sounds like a mix of a retarded seal and a 70 year old man.
Person 1:Dude look over there it
Person 2:What is that thing?
Person 1:its a grant
Person 2: Eww *pukes*
A complete faggot who loves to stick stuff up his butthole he spends all his money on extra large dildos. posts airsoft pictures all day like a complete queer. gets butthurt when someone makes fun of him, he cries because he knows that non one ever likes his jokes. and everyone always makes fun of him for being gay as fuck. son of lynn. complete mamas boy and bitches to his mother whenever he gets made fun of. he has hot sisters but is the only ugly sibling. he is a cock muncher who has a penis addiction he cant help but ask to see some guys dick. he also like to chike on exotic black dicks. he loves to be dominated and always wants to be dominated he espescially likes his nipples clamped.
A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".
Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.