The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"
por yagoah 22 de Abril de 2009
A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.
The flumping king flumped me last night.
por Matthew Cook 23 de Setembro de 2005
When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.
"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"
por Boymankalot 29 de Setembro de 2013
Waiving the bed sheets up and down while still in bed in an effort to dispel fart gasses
Example #1:
He: ( farts loudly in bed)
She: “Again?!” As she rolls over “If this one smells as bad as your last fart you’d better start flumping or find another place to sleep.”

Example #2:
(Coughing) OMG, you could at least start flumping when you fart like that in bed. I can’t breathe from your fumes.
por Juana B. Likejoe 15 de Março de 2014
A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.
"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"
por Flumpmaster777777 13 de Junho de 2011
Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.
Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.
por sirflumpalot 13 de Dezembro de 2009
To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.
I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.
por The Gecko 19 de Janeiro de 2004

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