Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D
Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!

Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.

Friend: I wish I had one!
por FerretLover 16 de Junho de 2010
Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.
I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.
por jackecox 16 de Fevereiro de 2013
A sweet, adorable, domestic member of the weasel family who will try to kill you in your sleep.
Why is my pet ferret holding a knife behind his back?!?
por Adarsta-The-Ferret 18 de Julho de 2011
Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets
por Beast_modez 28 de Outubro de 2008
A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.
"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."
por Tommy Tickler 07 de Março de 2014
A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.
Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.
por colonelburnell 23 de Maio de 2010
1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(
1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:
por Insanity'Aflame 02 de Outubro de 2010

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