Source for cooking and sex.
Hey, female. FUCK YOUR FICTIONAL RIGHTS!! Fuck me then make me a sammich, dumb cunt.
por FUCK LAMB OF GOD 10 de Julho de 2008
The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.
Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female
por JKJKJK :) 28 de Agosto de 2008
There are some differences between males and females.

1. Females have smaller brains

2. Females are more annoying

3. Females have a vagina and breasts

4. Females cannot play sports, except tennis and soccer

5. Females are good at sex, unless they are fat

6. Females always think they weigh too much

7. If a female is black, it should die

8. If a female is smart, it are a witch

9. Females must cook your meals if you are in a relationship

10. Females can be used as a male's slave
Male - Female! Get me a beer and cook me dinner!
Female - Yes, masta.
Male - Gimme that food!
Female - Ok.
Male - Now bend over so I can poke your tiny brain with my dick through your mouth!
Female - Yessa!
por Braeden Awesome 02 de Janeiro de 2008
One of the two genders of all living things, the other being male. Females are physically indentifiable by their sexual organs which differ from a male's (well it's true I'm not being crude on purpose), a female having a vagina and breasts, the latter not being developed until puberty around the early to late teens.
A typical (I said typical!) female will have long hair and softer, more feminine features than a male, and wear more aesthetically pleasing clothing, getting away with colours such as pink or lilac which a male will more than likely get slated for wearing.
A female of any species has the job of giving birth and caring for offspring, except seahorses; the female lays the eggs, the males fertilises them and then carries the fertilised eggs until they develop into baby seahorses and are 'born'. However the 'non-politically correct' job of human females is not only to produce and care for offspring, but not work and stay at home to cook and clean and care for the house. They must also remain faithful to their husband and care for and obey him. But in the last few decades, feminists have become more prominent in society: mainly females but also males intent on getting equal rights for men and women. Sadly in doing so some (not all!) of these feminists, usually the women, have become sexist themselves and slate men at every given opportunity. But if you want to hear more about that then look up male in urban dictionary.
In truth the only differences and inequalities between males and females are the physical ones; general appearance, reproductive organs and stereotypical style. Men and women both have mood swings and hormones. They both can be violent and bad tempered. They both are capable of sleeping around. They both have the capacity to cheat on their significant other or treat them badly. They can both be immature. They both are able to be sexist, racist, prejudiced, unfair, corrupt, discriminating and every other awful thing you can think of. But they can also both be the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring, generous and fair people on this earth, if only they'd let go of their unjust ideas and realise: we only live once. There are no second chances. We should be celebrating life, not ending it; we should appreciate every second we are with our loved ones, not abuse them and their trust; we should be making friends with everyone possible, not making enemies with everyone they don't like the look of.
But this is not a rant, it is a definition. If you wanted that, look at the example.
1. A stereotypical female has long hair, is attractive, straight and wears make up and pretty clothing.
por Zelda199 25 de Novembro de 2006
when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.
I hate these backstabbing females.
por Ganstageek 15 de Outubro de 2008
The better half of males everywhere. The "F-E" on the beginning stands for "Freakin' Excellent," which makes us the freakin' excellent versions of males.
That is one smart, interesting female. I want a piece of that.
por greenshoes 14 de Janeiro de 2005
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