fashioNONable person: Ew! Do you no how stoopid yu look! Gawd. I'M wearing my Hollister top with Abercrombie jeans that tewtally give me blood clots. SHMEXY! I go barefoot, cause that's cool! Pluys, I'm gonna wear teh pearl necklace with a bow on it.
Stylish person: People stopped wearing that kind of necklace awhile ago. In fact, I don't think any one wore it but preppy kids.
fashioNONable person: NO! AHHHHGGG