Eli is an amazing guy. He is shy sometimes and gets really shy when a girl he likes is near him and his friends. He is crazy funny, but will call you out if you say something stupid, but in a funny way. A lot of girls fall for him, but he doesn't know it, and if you try to tell him he won't believe you. When compared to celebrities he denies everything. He's very athletic and super gorgeous. Sometimes he'll forget important dates or plans that he's made, but will make it up in the fute. He won't let you down.
"Eli! Today's my birthday! Not tomorrow!"
"I know, beautiful. But, that's when I want to...take you out."

"Don't call me gorgeous like Edward Cullen. I look nothing like him."

"Yes! You! Do!"
por ILoveThatCurlyHeadedOne 16 de Dezembro de 2012
Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.

Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
por tapwaterfromthesink 10 de Julho de 2008
In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
por gekkostatego 06 de Maio de 2008
One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.
Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.
por Missunderstanding 06 de Fevereiro de 2006
Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "
por Ilsea 23 de Novembro de 2009
A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
por asiancutiefoshoxp 26 de Outubro de 2009
the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.
person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
por misspiggy nightmare 13 de Maio de 2010
An outstanding man who is outstandingly amazing at most everything

also could mean backwards toe nail
"wow i wish everyone was like that eli"

" oww i was born with and eli
por mac curley 08 de Agosto de 2009

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