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15.
More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
por Shi-nay-nay 27 de Janeiro de 2011
 
16.
a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
por Sennex 29 de Julho de 2010
 
17.
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
por You know! 12 de Outubro de 2012
 
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Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
por Nuanda03 29 de Agosto de 2012
 
19.
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
por C.R.W 16 de Janeiro de 2013
 
20.
a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
por G millz 03 de Maio de 2012
 
21.
Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
por summercandy 24 de Março de 2011