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1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.
That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.
#cunt #twat #bitch #deceiving whore #beef curtains #ham sandwich #gut locker #twatfold #panty crickets
por Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq. 16 de Abril de 2011
To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.
The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.
por spy_harder 08 de Setembro de 2005
It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.
Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.
#ass hole #come twat #dickhead #meanie #wretched individual
por Evil 1 24 de Agosto de 2006
a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.
you stupid crazy cumtwat!
#tard #tard tard #fucktard #re re #gee
por squilliam 20 de Setembro de 2007
a female with a delicious piece of pie
yea! go ahead man, get you some of that cumtwat. I know i have.
#kumquat #kumtwat #kumwhat #twatcum #pie
por Greg Smith 05 de Fevereiro de 2007
The woman of my dreams. Loves fucking, anal, facials, swallowing, and funny sexual nicknames.
After all these years, I've finally found my cumtwat!

That's my cumtwat!
#slut #whore #hosebag #slutwagon #bumper monkey
por stanleythepowerdrill 02 de Janeiro de 2006
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