A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
por Rodney Bruce 10 de Outubro de 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
por Xymox1 15 de Setembro de 2008
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
por w2454 28 de Agosto de 2008