An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.
A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.
If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.
You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.
Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.
No P.h.d. required.
That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.
3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.
"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.