Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!
por That Guy 29 de Março de 2005
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
por blunted 08 de Setembro de 2003
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
por Baseball Fury 19 de Janeiro de 2005
(noun.)
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)

2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.
George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!

Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.

Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.
por Adam_in_GA 10 de Junho de 2005
A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.
I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.
por Joseph William B. 20 de Abril de 2009
1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant penis-shaped clit
Jim: Holy shit! I could see the clenis on that last stripper from the back of the room it was so huge!
Joe: Perfect for all the latent fags in here, don'tcha think?
por cyberpope67,BC,Canada 26 de Janeiro de 2009
An enormous clitoris that is big enough to be a small penis.
The warden in that lesbain prison porno had a giant red clenis.
por azazel529 30 de Abril de 2010

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