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CIA
The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"
por Señor Drop Trou 22 de Janeiro de 2005
CIA
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, formed in 1947 to conduct foreign intelligence collection, covert action, and counterintelligence operations abroad.
The CIA is also responsible for providing finished intelligence to U.S. policymakers.
por Dancing with Fire 03 de Setembro de 2012
CIA
1. The act of performing a job or mission with the same precision and stealthiness as the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
"Yeah I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass."
por Exhumed 01 de Maio de 2015
Cia
Check it out
Man- hey 'cia' to your left
por Doubleman2353 26 de Março de 2015
CIA
Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
por nbakuchev 06 de Junho de 2010
Use this to tell a little bitch to go Cry in a shower.
stfu I hate you!
go cias emo.
por SamSwashbuckler 11 de Junho de 2008
CIA
Classic Italian Ass - A perfectly symmetrically ass. The butt that is most wanted by men and women. Mostly associated with young Italian women but at times, other nationalities may be included.
What a fine CIA that is!
por Unknown234 19 de Novembro de 2007

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