Somewhere where everyone who comments on the internet seems to come from. If you look under any youtube video or facebook page comments there is bound to be someone from Brazil
Omg Green Day Rocks plzzz come to Brazil! :D:D:D

I love Top Gear!
From Brazil <3
por Cobjob 18 de Janeiro de 2011
Steriotypes include:

-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere

Fears of the travel to Brazil include:

-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again

Interests of the travel to Brazil include:

-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women

Fun facts you might have not known:

-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!

Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...

Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?
por SleepyGuy 18 de Julho de 2009
A country that is really beautiful for the tourists, but actually is a shit-hole country that doesn't have security, since lots of dumb tourists are being kidnapped, robbed, raped and killed there. It has lots of corruption because the PT has made a huge corruption scheme which has robbed for some years millions of taxes the people pay, and there are some dumbasses who still vote on these politicians after some crap like that happens.
Jeff: Hey I'm so anxious to go to Brazil!!
John: Dude I sure hope you're bringing a gun because it's fucking dangerous
por Gonzaga The Boss 27 de Janeiro de 2013
the act of engaging in sexual activity below the belt. When traveling to Brazil, participants usually make the full trip; a non stop ride is straight to the business. Layovers and one stops may occur and actually can enhance the trip down south when attention is paid to individual body parts of the lower region.
Alex and Joe tried to go to Brazil with me last night but I wasn't having it...
por cat penis 222 06 de Novembro de 2010
A country that is very poor, poor education, a high number of criminals, druggies, gangsters, economy is very poor. Some people believe that Brazil is is a horrible country but in reality its not. The country is beautiful but the people in the country make the country really bad. Even the president, The brazilian government is one of the highest payed governments in the world but the people that work there are payed very little and work too much.
Minimum wage is about 450 reais(Brazilian money)and the president gets payed 11,000 reais.
por Tiago0207 02 de Agosto de 2008
a name of someone's crotch when they have had a Brazilian wax
"would you like to take a trip to brazil?"

"yes, i would love to have sex"
por lollacakes 03 de Dezembro de 2007
In reference to the 1985 Terry Gillam movie in which the world is dominated by beuracracy. There's a never ending pile of paperwork and you must always have your 22/A signed. So if something is brazil then it means that you've just been put through some long governemental (emphazizing the mental) red tape and flaming hoops you had to jump through.
I had to go to the DMV today and when I got to the window they said that I didn't have the proper form filled out and this piece of paper from home. So I had to go home, get the paper, stand in line again making sure I had the proper form. And all I wanted to do was ASK them a question! It was brazil!
por Dancing Melissa 11 de Outubro de 2005

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