A Boggle-eyed freak by definition is an individual who is unfortunate enough to be endowed with large eyes which visibly protrude from the eye socket. The result is generally a startled expression permanently fixated across their face. Boggle-eyed freaks are sometimes also referred to as having "fish eyes".

Boggle-eyedness is widely considered a highly unattractive phenotypical trait to possess. Boggle-eyed freaks should be avoided by anyone looking to recreate their genes with one of the finer human specimens. Symmetry is not one of their strong points. Boggle-eyed freaks score an 8/10 on the Merchant scale of ugliness (the Elephant man being a 10).
Dude 1 - I got a date on Tuesday dude.

Dude 2 - Who is it dude?

Dude 1 - That brunette from Psych.

Dude 2 - Dude! She's gross; she's a Boggle-eyed freak!
por JaWolf 07 de Abril de 2011

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