Someon or something that is cummed on by another.
Jill Johnson is such a beach towel, she loves getting spermed on(or at least thats the word on the street).

John uses his bedroom walls as beach towels.
por Lunch Box 18 de Janeiro de 2005
1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.
I had Taco Bell for 3 meals today, I'm going to need a beach towel.
por DenisLearyIsGod 25 de Outubro de 2005
What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
por The Moody Poet 06 de Janeiro de 2007

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