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A man who lives on bullshit because whatever he is does not seem good enough.
That Andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. Wow! Why can't he just tell the truth?

"Hey I went to Harvard."
"Oh, don't Andre me like that."

That is not true. Why do you Andre me like that?
por Smack Baby 24 de Setembro de 2011
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one who has a wank and takes a shit at the same time
jeez just had a really good andre there
por shauny246 18 de Julho de 2009
someone who is overly obsessed with a girl and THINKS she loves him back. but everyone else knows she doesnt.
Guy 1: dude, that guy is such an andre over her.
Guy 2: i know, and she isnt even interested.
por that man 1029384756 12 de Julho de 2009
To be gassy, as in Andre Agassi. Usually presented in the form of chronic, repetitious belching or farting, much to the disgust of those present.
Dave: Dude, you are farting badcore today.
John: Sorry, mate... I'm a little bit Andre after all those burritos.
por jlkijsaldjkasjdlaks 22 de Março de 2008
An 'Andre' refers to anglo-saxon type races that TRY to be like black and gangsta type people. They try, talk, act and copy those of darker skined descents. Andre are those that are sensitve, weak mentally and physically, usually nigilated and act differently to what their personality is, covering up what they actually are inside. The word Andre is derived from America referring to those WIGGA type people.
"Yo mayne, i waz walkin through the park when i saw this Andre type fella picking on the yung ones, Lets teach dat Andre a lesson"
por Fweebies G 02 de Outubro de 2007
They tend to wear their trousers low....showing a hint of their white shorts that they mysteriously want girls to look at! yesss were looking...put them away..your not black! Also refer to themseleves as Alan! Should change name to Mr G-Star because he is rawwww. Loves attending regular meetings of the batb lehhhh!I think he may have some homo sexual feelings towards his fellow members! watch out tg! Where to find this specimen? nation in his tracky bs.


"Loveee it"

"Tea and fabulous"

Watch out ladies Andres about!!!!
Andre Alan Scott
por Ilovedancenation 06 de Abril de 2009
A peculiar representative of the male species who under normal circumstances, proper disposition and clear status of mind will act accordingly.

Having imbibed an unorthodox amount of alcohol which one is only capable of doing while hopped up on copious amounts of Schnee (please see definition) an Andre will begin to transform into a werewolf like creature capable of feats only super humans could achieve. Please be aware that an intoxicated Andre is highly sensitive to movement and may attack. The only remedies are bright lights, police and a fake call to his mother which will usually result in an instantaneous retardant effect followed by bouts of hunger. Andres have a tendency to piss on things, pillows, doormats, toilet seats but never the actual toilet bowl.

An Andre's primary self defense will begin by attempting to lick his attacker in a dog like fashion. If the attacker is not warded off an Andre will then resolve to smear feces on his opponent.

Warning signs:
Any individual who can say "caca" 20 times in an hour is likely an Andre.
People of Mestizo origin are likely Andres.

Having beautiful sisters is a pre-requisite for an Andre.
Anyone that attended Hialeah High but says they went to Miami Lakes High is an Andre.

The Female version of an Andre is known as a Michelle.
Holy shit dawg, did you see that mofucka last night, he was such an Andre!

I want to drink my ass off and turn into an Andre.

I went out last night trying to pull ass like Rinaldo but got so fucked up I turned into an Andre.
por Caca-King 05 de Fevereiro de 2010

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