According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?
A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.
O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.
Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)