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42 definitions by wiseman

 
1.
HR
Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
por Wiseman 11 de Julho de 2006
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2.
A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.
"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"
por Wiseman 26 de Julho de 2006
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3.
The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
por Wiseman 14 de Julho de 2006
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4.
Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
por Wiseman 04 de Agosto de 2006
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5.
The middle urinal in a group of three.
Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
por Wiseman 16 de Junho de 2006
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6.
Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
por Wiseman 17 de Julho de 2006
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7.
An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
por Wiseman 13 de Julho de 2006
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