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Procure por qualquer palavra, como basic bitch:

6 definitions by vanderplonk

 
1.
Finding relevant information on Wikipedia.
I've Wiki'd Italy and it is a country.
por vanderplonk 13 de Setembro de 2007
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2.
Someone who is good at maths
Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!
por vanderplonk 18 de Setembro de 2007
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3.
Using a rhetorical question to answer another rhetorical question which both have the same answer.
"Q: Is pizza a food?"
"A: Is the Pope Catholic?"

The answer is made up for rhetoricality.
por vanderplonk 14 de Setembro de 2007
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4.
Someone who expects everything to be funny.
Guy: "Apples were dead as soon as they were picked off a tree"
Pearlster: "I don't find you funny at all despite you were being serious"
por vanderplonk 14 de Setembro de 2007
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5.
A disliked person who gets into alot of trouble by hating the Irish, taking stuff without permission and expects something for nothing.
Irishman: Hello
Lashley: Piss off, I hate you! Change your nationality then I'll like you

Hard working person: Hey look what I made
Lashley: Yoink!
Everyone: Lashley you dickweed, make your own

Lashley: Hey give me some money even though I don't deserve it
Randomer: Fuck you Lashley, go and earn it
por vanderplonk 14 de Setembro de 2007
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6.
æ
Used when the last letter of a word is 'a' which is going to be suffixed by 'ed' or any suffixes beginning with 'e'.
"I've karmæd you already, karma whore!"
por vanderplonk 13 de Setembro de 2007
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